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Wakeel. Hard worker, good with the lady's. Tall, handsome, brown or black hair, often has only brother and has very good friends.
Wakeel is the real Nigga!!!
wakeel by Bra I don't know you June 24, 2017
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A really awesome person with amazing eyes that are easy to get lost in. They sometimes remind you of an innocent little deer and are so difficult to not love. They are very artistic, sweet, and very hug-able.
Person 1: Hey, that guy over there has amazing eyes. He's cute, too.

Person 2: Oh, him? That's Wafeeq.
Wafeeq by Ornitier October 6, 2010
One who is thought about and wanked over by the wanker.
If Steve is thinking about Jane and decides to wank while thinking about her naked body then Jane becomes a wankee. Poor Jane.
wankee by pinkcoconut June 11, 2006
Wakeel is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. If you have a wakeel as a friend you're set for life. Wakeels are literally lady magnets and can make girls wet by just looking at them.
Girl 1: Holy crap is that Wakeel *jizzes*
Girl 2: oh god it is *jizzes*
Wakeel by Wakattackius the devourer February 26, 2021

Hubba hubba wakee saa  

Hurry the fuck up in "Japanese"
Hubba hubba wakee saa ! My vagina is starting to resemble the mohave desert.

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.
The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.
Wankee Doodle Dandy by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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