17 definitions by Carly Wild

Hubba hubba wakee saa ! My vagina is starting to resemble the mohave desert.
by Carly Wild January 29, 2009
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When you stick your dick in someone's ass by "accident."
My girlfriend wants to stay a virgin until marriage so I gave her The Alabama Slip instead.
by Carly Wild July 11, 2008
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Someone who is a snake and a diva, also known as a Samuel Betty.
The only reason you make so much commission is that you are a sniva and no one is willing to put up with your 'tude.
by Carly Wild January 15, 2009
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Sarah: That b is calling me again!

Jessica: Shut UP, you already told her that you didn't sleep with her boyfriend, you just gave him a blowie.

Sarah: I know, what's her problem?

Jessica: Tell that b to go eat a dick
by Carly Wild July 15, 2009
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My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.
by Carly Wild February 12, 2009
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My grandpa used to mow the law in nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and cow boy boots. He's nuttier than a fruitcake!
by Carly Wild May 7, 2010
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The odds of my coworker stabbing guts significantly increases after he leaves his tab open to the plethora of sluts he likes to surround himself with.
by Carly Wild May 11, 2010
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