17 definitions by Carly Wild
by Carly Wild January 29, 2009
The odds of my coworker stabbing guts significantly increases after he leaves his tab open to the plethora of sluts he likes to surround himself with.
by Carly Wild May 11, 2010
Attention students, someone keeps poopin in the hallway! We've got a serial pooper on the loose, watch where you step mugz!
by Carly Wild December 1, 2014
by Carly Wild July 11, 2008
Late at night, I start giving myself the jimmies when I stare at my poster of Edward Cullen for too long.
by Carly Wild April 7, 2010
My girlfriend Kirsten told me to go to the bar and grab a cocker and I am now facing criminal charges for sexual assault. I wish I knew she meant a Cosmo.
by Carly Wild February 12, 2009
The only reason you make so much commission is that you are a sniva and no one is willing to put up with your 'tude.
by Carly Wild January 15, 2009