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roffle my waffle

Same meaning as 'rofl' but puts emphasis on just how funny the matter is.
Adebisi: You wanna come inside my cell and hang the sheet?
Alex: roffle my waffle, no ty.

roffle my waffle

The act of fondling balls in front of at least 4 females.
lawl gayry noobman roffle my waffle lawl

roffle my eggo waffle 

rub my dick *eggo bradn :)*
roffle my eggo waffle by AlakazaM October 7, 2004

roffles my waffles 

A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"
Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles
roffles my waffles by AIDS STD October 19, 2003

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026