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waffle fry 

a nickname you give to a tiny guy. a miniscule person that fits in your pocket.
person 1: hey, what are you doing tonight?
person 2: naa tonight im busy, im hanging out with my waffle fry.
person 1: fucking queer.
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person 1: oh shit, i dropped my regular fry in between the couch seats. hey, my waffle fry, can you get it? you're small and miniscule!
person 2: sure.
waffle fry by scabies October 14, 2011

Waffle Fry 

Also known as a boy who looks a waffle fry. Usually lasts only about 6 seconds in bed. Major fuckboy and usually is a virgin before you get to him. He will let you take his virginity and then never talk to you again. Watch out for these they are not tasty like the actually food, they are dangerous.
"Oh my god he reminds me of a waffle fry! He is a waffle fry, lets now refer to him as waffle fry."
Waffle Fry by jdwbfhs0273 January 30, 2015

Waffle fry winker 

when you and your friends sister stuff waffle fries up each others rectum while watching “top 10 holocaust moments” on youtube and you proceed to adopt a pet corgi and make it watch the fries come out of the partners mouth with fecal matter all over it.
Yeah, me and Scarlett waffle fry winkered last night, that corgi was scared

Uncooked waffle fry 

An insult of the highest degree.
Calling someone a weirdly cut piece of potato that is unworthy of being cooked.
Elias you are an uncooked waffle fry.
Uncooked waffle fry by Jackal:) March 31, 2023

Twat wafflery 

The act of being an asshole or twat waffle.
John says...That’s some twat wafflery going on over there.
Twat wafflery by Pink Cherries March 15, 2021

wafflefrogg

great content
coolest person ever
wafflefrogg is my mutual
wafflefrogg by anonymous June 6, 2021

wafflefrogg

do you know wafflefrogg ?

YES I DO AMAZING PERSON
wafflefrogg by viosmh?idk June 6, 2021
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