waffle face

A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.

The accused child molester got a bad case of waffle face on the way to the station.

waffle face by TheyCallMeElJefe June 19, 2007

waffle face

The condition that follows when someone falls asleep at their computer. It refers to the pattern that is created on the person's face when his face rests on the keyboard as he sleep.

"If I don't go to bed soon, I'm definitely going to succumb to waffle face."

waffle face by Renegade April 12, 2004

waffle face

In tennis or racquetball, to hit a player in the face with your racquet.

Out of all his tantrums on the tennis court, I wonder if John McEnroe ever gave anyone a waffle face--even the referees.

waffle face by RJSchex February 17, 2005

Waffle Face

Waffle face is the pinnacle of unatractiveness. Waffle face far exceeds butt ugly, and is ugliness at its ugliest. Ugly in ways that defy logic or explanation.

Waffle Face makes broccolli face seem attractive. Waffle Face looks like she got hit in the face with a waffle iron. She is so ugly I can not look at her. Waffle Face has a face that even a mother could not love.

Waffle Face by Wild Bill Blackstar August 14, 2012

waffle face

A girl with a face that leaves a tremendous amount to be desired facially.

"Hey look, there is Jenny the waffle face, with the awful face"

waffle face by Charles Teed April 17, 2008

waffle-faced 

Falling asleep or passing out infront of a computer where ones head is laying on the keyboard, the keys leaving a geometric pattern that resembles the imprint of a waffle.

Trying to Power level a character on World of Warcraft, Johnny passed out after day four later to awaken waffle-faced.

waffle-faced by Goldendale August 11, 2006

Waffle-faced 

An individual whose visage is marked by deep pockmarks, typically a result of acne vulgaris

That on-camera PBS News Hour dude who reports on economics is definitely a waffle-faced—clearly once ravaged by acne vulgaris.

Waffle-faced by AntoineStumpf March 18, 2021