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A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.
The accused child molester got a bad case of waffle face on the way to the station.
by TheyCallMeElJefe May 30, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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The condition that follows when someone falls asleep at their computer. It refers to the pattern that is created on the person's face when his face rests on the keyboard as he sleep.
"If I don't go to bed soon, I'm definitely going to succumb to waffle face."
by Renegade April 12, 2004
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In tennis or racquetball, to hit a player in the face with your racquet.
Out of all his tantrums on the tennis court, I wonder if John McEnroe ever gave anyone a waffle face--even the referees.
by RJSchex February 17, 2005
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Waffle face is the pinnacle of unatractiveness. Waffle face far exceeds butt ugly, and is ugliness at its ugliest. Ugly in ways that defy logic or explanation.
Waffle Face makes broccolli face seem attractive. Waffle Face looks like she got hit in the face with a waffle iron. She is so ugly I can not look at her. Waffle Face has a face that even a mother could not love.
by Wild Bill Blackstar March 27, 2012
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A girl with a face that leaves a tremendous amount to be desired facially.
"Hey look, there is Jenny the waffle face, with the awful face"
by Charles Teed April 16, 2008
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