Wkukology
WKUKol·
o·gy WKUK-ol-uh-jee
noun
WKUKology is a non-profit
green cult. They started out playing softball and then made matching shirts. Now they live on a site with no contact to the outside world and wear fun robes, sing the national anthem written by Francis Scott Key ever morning, eat clam chowder everyday for lunch, punish
people by sending them to hell with a naaaaiiiiillll guuunnn and sometimes bring them back to life by shouting random jumanji/zathura/robin williams movies. They are pet
friendly and they drive Priuses.
WKUK·ol'o·gist n.