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WKUKology 

Wkukology
WKUKol·o·gy WKUK-ol-uh-jee
noun
WKUKology is a non-profit green cult. They started out playing softball and then made matching shirts. Now they live on a site with no contact to the outside world and wear fun robes, sing the national anthem written by Francis Scott Key ever morning, eat clam chowder everyday for lunch, punish people by sending them to hell with a naaaaiiiiillll guuunnn and sometimes bring them back to life by shouting random jumanji/zathura/robin williams movies. They are pet friendly and they drive Priuses.

WKUK·ol'o·gist n.
"Wow that Trevor is a cool guy, he must be a member of WKUKology"

WKUKology by High Priestess March 28, 2008
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The study and knowledge of wanking (masturbating). It is a very important study for most males and some have even mastered the art and have become wanker masters.
Dude, Collin is the master at wanking, he followed his studies of wankology

Collin is the wood wizard
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it is the crazy religous following of wikipedia or wikology
man dave has been useing wikipedia alot recently you dont think he's following wikology do you
wikology by blind_hawk July 5, 2008
Sometimes being a wanker is more than just a momentrary thing; it's a lifestyle, it's an art, even a science.

For example... Your soap telling you to be true to yourself. Wankology. Doing a trendy thing cause it's trendy not cause you're interested in it. Wankology. Telling people about something you do because it makes you better than them. Wankology. There's plenty of examples, you get the gist
"He's just bought his oat milk $9 coffee that took 15 minutes to make instead of just getting a normal coffee like everyone else, he doesn't even like coffee."

"He's really mastering the art of wankology"
Wankology by OrganicGodSlayer April 12, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026