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WKUKology 

Wkukology
WKUKol·o·gy WKUK-ol-uh-jee
noun
WKUKology is a non-profit green cult. They started out playing softball and then made matching shirts. Now they live on a site with no contact to the outside world and wear fun robes, sing the national anthem written by Francis Scott Key ever morning, eat clam chowder everyday for lunch, punish people by sending them to hell with a naaaaiiiiillll guuunnn and sometimes bring them back to life by shouting random jumanji/zathura/robin williams movies. They are pet friendly and they drive Priuses.

WKUK·ol'o·gist n.
"Wow that Trevor is a cool guy, he must be a member of WKUKology"
WKUKology by High Priestess March 28, 2008
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The study and knowledge of wanking (masturbating). It is a very important study for most males and some have even mastered the art and have become wanker masters.
Dude, Collin is the master at wanking, he followed his studies of wankology

Collin is the wood wizard
Wankology by Don Jon Is The Best 2014 December 31, 2013
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Sometimes being a wanker is more than just a momentrary thing; it's a lifestyle, it's an art, even a science.

For example... Your soap telling you to be true to yourself. Wankology. Doing a trendy thing cause it's trendy not cause you're interested in it. Wankology. Telling people about something you do because it makes you better than them. Wankology. There's plenty of examples, you get the gist
"He's just bought his oat milk $9 coffee that took 15 minutes to make instead of just getting a normal coffee like everyone else, he doesn't even like coffee."

"He's really mastering the art of wankology"
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