wacking off

the same thing as masterbating

i was wacking off for 2 hours straight last night.

by Alexanderia October 27, 2006

Wacking Off

Stroking the salami

When your cousin apprentice op/emj is always Wacking off at Work!! Steven are you Wacking off again?

by Ohhhhhh you knowwww!! July 8, 2021

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

Addictive behaviour conducted in demeaning and surreptitious circumstances.

(On finding a dieting woman wolfing ice cream right out of the bucket while standing in front of the freezer at 2 am): "Are you whacking off in the tool shed again?"

by Master of Procrastination April 10, 2003

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

Shits wacking off

When something is amazing and is just hitting different

Hey Connor, What do you think about these visuals?

Connor: shits wacking off

by operation fiscal jackhammer April 11, 2021

whacking off

Noun to describe the process of masturbating

Woogie was whacking off his chode over an asshole

by Danny June 19, 2003

wicking off

The act of becoming so enthralled by gaining knowledge from Wikipedia that you originally searched for "bio-luminescence," and, four hours later, are learning the history of "Oktoberfest."

I was wicking off so much yesterday; I started reading about Greek mythology and ended with the controversy of Billy Mays' death.

by Hublahublahubla October 3, 2009