Waamf 

Weak as a mother f*****. Just like “waab” (weak as a b****). Weak as a mother f*****

Girl did you see his meat ?! Girl I am Waamf

Waamf by Fluffy Cakes April 19, 2020

Waambulance

A term used to ridicule someone else's gripes about a non-important item. The internet equivalent to calling someone a mama's boy, tattle tail etc. The irony being that there is no one or nothing that they can actually do about said issue. Waambulance callers also are almost always complaining about something that they have little or no influence over at all, such as how hard a level is in a particular video game. Almost always accompanied by some sort of poorly drawn visual diagram of the Waambulance. Commonly used in MMO game chat.

Rogue: OMG HUNTER ICE TRAPS ARE SO IMBA I HATE THIS GAME!!!
Hunter:
.________@@_
|----------------\__
| WAAMBULANCE |
|__ _______ ___/
''''''O'''''''''''''O''''
Did somebody call for the WAAMBULANCE? QQ nub.

Waambulance by Martin Beck June 8, 2007

WAAF 

We Are All Fucked

"Trump is getting impeached!"
"LOL dude, none of this matters. WAAF."

WAAF by Unstuck Politics October 3, 2019

WAMFLEY 

A thing or being of more that epic proportion. A godly amount of epicness is possessed in this thing meaning it is over the scale. Normally put after the name.

Louis: Rory how is your epic cat.

Rory: Billy WAMFLEY has been epic today.

WAMFLEY by Razzamatik October 30, 2020

WLAMF 

"Word Like A Mother Fucker" - Used as a common signature when sending e-mails out to colleagues and professionals as well as potential business clients.

Dear Bob,

The meeting will be at 11am tomorrow.

WLAMF,

Henry

WLAMF by MC snuggle April 25, 2011

waam 

a slang way of greeting other people. usually used among english people, chavs, gangsters, you get the idea. a short way of saying "whats happening". usually used in areas like east london, slough, and many schools around england.

Some Geezer: Waam
Some Other Geezer: You Alright?
Some Geezer: Yeah Im Cool
Some Other Geezer: Safe

waam by sakib January 24, 2008

Waahfest 

Lots of people talking, not listening to each other and rehashing old arguments, but settling nothing.

The local council is just another political waahfest, all they do is talk about doing something but never agree on what.

Waahfest by Tzanti November 9, 2008