w_arping 

When a Special Operation Forces General abuses their position of authority to treat people disrespectfully and subsequently exposed by their own staff.

SOF General: we're changing the uniforms.
Head of Operations: how about we do a poll?
SOF General: sybau, we are not doing a poll.
Head of Operations: Sir, we already told you to stop w_arping!
Headquarters: General, we decided to fire you.
SOF General: ok

w_arping by IamRuz May 25, 2025

Warping 

"Warping" or "Warp" is a drinking game based on the song "Warp 1.9". During the song there are three instances where the singer says "One, Two, Woot! Woot!". Immediately after the singer says this phrase, everybody starts to drink their respective drinks. The goal is to finish your drink first. However, once one person puts their drink down, everyone must put their drink down. Thus, everyone is limited by the slowest drinker.

There is a short space between the first and second "woot"s and a longer space between the second and third. The game should ideally be played with two or more beers. The game was invented in a parking lot in Keene, NH in December of 2009.

Parents: "Jimmy, where were you last night?"

Jimmy: "I was warping, and I couldn't drive afterwards"

Kid: "Hey guys, want to warp"

Other Kid: "Hell yeah! Lets steal some of my dad's beer"

In Canada, where drinking games are illegal, one can be arrested for warping.

Warping by Nicoslavia January 5, 2010

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warping 

breaking down molecules and relocating those molecules to coordinate plane in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE moving at light speed according to a highschool junior

Dude, the ship in star trek is totally warping...

warping by supermanphotog/spiderman June 1, 2009

warpingest 

Damaged beyond repair or function; warped beyond usefulness; or throw-out-worthy.

The Tim Horton's cashier picked the warpingest paper tray for my three coffees and the long walk back to work.

warpingest by nightn3rd February 28, 2011

Warping 

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I am warping

Warping by Mamalan April 19, 2022

Genital Warping

To warp a male or female's genitals to an irreversible state, either by physical force, or pure speed.

Daniel's dick curves to the right, due to a genital warping.

Genital Warping by Zydrixx March 25, 2021