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Vutch is a rootster's scrotum, however it is commonly used as replacement for bitch when used derogativley, mainly due to its similar spelling. It's origin lies probably with some old african language that was brought over with the slaves back in the 1800s, and was and still is very rarely used/known.
Kariim, shut up you fucking vutch!

The rooster's vutch is located in it's groin region.
vutch by Abdul-Abdeij Yurma January 13, 2008
Words you can keep
you are my vutch!!!
vutch by poicute October 13, 2009
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vutch router 

your grab your penis as a women has her fingers in her vagina as you both grasp each other’s arms an work the arm back an forth leading to an orgasm
like i an another partner were vutching the other night using the vutch router
vutch router by delberto June 15, 2011

Vultching 

The act of vultching describes somebody trying to flirt with or feel up someone else without really hiding what they are trying to do.Someone who vultches is often trying to get with a vulnerable or lonely girl who they see as easy prey.
Example 1:

James: "Kaaaassssers!!! I love you Kassseeerrrss!!!!

*Puts his arm around Karlie*

Karlie: "Stop vultching on me James!"

Example 2:

Michael:"Blud you were bare vultching on Karlie today."

James: "How was I vultching!?"

Michael: "You were touching her ass!"

Lee: "He's right, we all saw it mate."

James: "Fuck's sake..."
Vultching by Vultcher89 March 16, 2012
Vatche is a quiet fellow.A vatche likes money. A vatche is ment to be wealthy, warning a vatche will not work properly if not wealthy. Vatche is handsome. Vatche is smart. Listen to a Vatche.
I got Vatche-illion dollars.

This isn't greatness my friend, this is Vatche-ness
vatche by real recognize real November 7, 2012
Another way to say "What the!?" based off of foreign accents.
Vutah, I did too bad on that test.
vutah by neckee November 11, 2017

Vitch Tits

(noun) An alternative name for Lance Stroll (currently a Formula One driver for Aston Martin) made by RocketPoweredMohawk, a Formula One satirist.
"Stroll 23, 24, 25"
"Don't you mean Vitch Tits? He's only part of La Mision!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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