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Vutch is a rootster's scrotum, however it is commonly used as replacement for bitch when used derogativley, mainly due to its similar spelling. It's origin lies probably with some old african language that was brought over with the slaves back in the 1800s, and was and still is very rarely used/known.
Kariim, shut up you fucking vutch!

The rooster's vutch is located in it's groin region.
vutch by Abdul-Abdeij Yurma January 13, 2008
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you are my vutch!!!
vutch by poicute October 13, 2009
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vutch router 

your grab your penis as a women has her fingers in her vagina as you both grasp each other’s arms an work the arm back an forth leading to an orgasm
like i an another partner were vutching the other night using the vutch router
vutch router by delberto June 15, 2011

Vultching 

The act of vultching describes somebody trying to flirt with or feel up someone else without really hiding what they are trying to do.Someone who vultches is often trying to get with a vulnerable or lonely girl who they see as easy prey.
Example 1:

James: "Kaaaassssers!!! I love you Kassseeerrrss!!!!

*Puts his arm around Karlie*

Karlie: "Stop vultching on me James!"

Example 2:

Michael:"Blud you were bare vultching on Karlie today."

James: "How was I vultching!?"

Michael: "You were touching her ass!"

Lee: "He's right, we all saw it mate."

James: "Fuck's sake..."
Vultching by Vultcher89 March 16, 2012
Vatche is a quiet fellow.A vatche likes money. A vatche is ment to be wealthy, warning a vatche will not work properly if not wealthy. Vatche is handsome. Vatche is smart. Listen to a Vatche.
I got Vatche-illion dollars.

This isn't greatness my friend, this is Vatche-ness
vatche by real recognize real November 7, 2012
Another way to say "What the!?" based off of foreign accents.
Vutah, I did too bad on that test.
vutah by neckee November 11, 2017

Vitch Tits

(noun) An alternative name for Lance Stroll (currently a Formula One driver for Aston Martin) made by RocketPoweredMohawk, a Formula One satirist.
"Stroll 23, 24, 25"
"Don't you mean Vitch Tits? He's only part of La Mision!"
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