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The well-defined oblique muscles which start at the hip bones and travel toward the groin, resembling the letter V. It's the combination of 'V' and 'crotch'.
He works on his abs at the gym every day so he can develop a nice votch.
votch by spiffymkf August 5, 2012
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female happy area. ie: vagina, beaver, vertical taco, hatchet wound, etc...
that guy totally put his pee pee in her votch
votch by Casey December 13, 2003
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votch Votche vitch Vouch Vatch vooch vatche Vitching volcheeks Volchok
The area between a girl's vagina and her butthole, like the female version of a chode.
Her vaj juices crossed her votch and made her butthole wet.
votch by sexualjokulate January 30, 2008
A combination of vomit and cotch (cotch:a south african word meaning to vomit).
I feel sick!Im totally going to votch!
votch by Cliolintvelt January 2, 2008
Vatche is a quiet fellow.A vatche likes money. A vatche is ment to be wealthy, warning a vatche will not work properly if not wealthy. Vatche is handsome. Vatche is smart. Listen to a Vatche.
I got Vatche-illion dollars.

This isn't greatness my friend, this is Vatche-ness
vatche by real recognize real November 7, 2012

the vooch 

Beyond superior. What we all strive to be.
Man. I hope that one day I can be like the vooch.

Or, Dad, you got drunk again and missed my soccer game? Why can't you be more like the vooch.

Or, Oh, Reginald. I don't know what else to do. It's just so limp. I just ... I just wish it could get hard, I wish it could be as large as the vooch's.
the vooch by the vooch October 19, 2004

Vitch Tits

(noun) An alternative name for Lance Stroll (currently a Formula One driver for Aston Martin) made by RocketPoweredMohawk, a Formula One satirist.
"Stroll 23, 24, 25"
"Don't you mean Vitch Tits? He's only part of La Mision!"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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