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someone who REALLY fucking hate king von
MAN FUCK VON FUCK O BLOCK VONIST FOR LIFE
vonist by Vividor April 21, 2023
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gangster_vonster 

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vonstroodle

when someone does the do with someone in a freakish way
hey wanna come to my house and vonstroodle me.

shure why not i love when people vonstroodle my poodle .

are you shure you wanna put it there .

yea why not it wont hurt that bad.
vonstroodle by iznizo January 31, 2010
Being vored by a vore artist
"When Sable ate Brent, Hungothenomster became a vorist"
Vorist by Nakiryn November 6, 2021
A group of hott bitches.

guys wanna make it rain on these hoes.

They stop traffic anywhere they go with their nice asses and huge tits.
There goes VONST. I just got a boner.

Holy shit, I fucked a VONST last night, I won't be able to feel my dick for a week!
VONST by Nikkibitch101 September 28, 2011
Short for the famous German Commander "General Von Steuben." Originated from the following website - www.americanrevwar.homestead.com/​files/​VONSTUB.HTM

Significant because of the fact that it plays a loud screeching noise just seconds after the page is opened.
(At School)

Me: Hey kyle, open up vonstub again.
Kyle: No! I'll get in trouble!
Me: Cmon!
Kyle: Fine...
vonstub: SHUN!! DEE NEEE NEE
vonstub by Tedu53 February 16, 2009
The epitome of a woman… smart, beautiful, bodacious and loyal as they come. She is one of a kind.
Have you seen Vonisha? She is a needle in the haystack. Many will look for her but only a few will find!
Vonisha by Illymo November 23, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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