volist

n. one who wears what they wear because they enjoy it, not because it makes them pretty or slutty or punk rawk or what not. the origins of this word were at attempts to bring social class distinctions together and unify things

rachel:why does she wear that it makes her look so weird...
veronica:i heard she was a volist

by scott July 25, 2004

volitics

Politics related to a volunteer organization, often a volunteer fire department or ambulance service.

At the last department meeting, we discussed changing the color of the garage doors for an hour. I'm fed up with the volitics.

by 3-16-0 September 3, 2013

Violist

Someone who was told by there orchestra teacher to switch to a viola because there were not enough players.

Violinist:Bro look at that violist in the practice room
Bassist:yikes it looks like he's trying to gut a salmon

by OrchBassist February 27, 2019

volstad

when recieving oral sex from a girl (or guy) you dip your wiener in a packet of fun dip and then have the girl (or guy) lick the fun dip off your wiener.

"yeah, he did the volstad last night"

by mike, tim June 25, 2008

voldstrategy

To operate a strategy in which was created by the one named Voldst.

Shelly: yo cuh where'd u get tha strategy frum ay m8?
Arthur: foo i got it from thy one n' only Voldst fym cuh

"YOOOOO THAT VOLDSTRATEGY IS FCKIN SICK YO!! WHICH VERSION>???;"
"BRAH HOW U KNOT KNWO ITS LATERALLY THE LATEST ONE!!!!!!!11"

by COPSRULE7383 November 9, 2021

volstein

Noun: a thing that is inexplicably funny

The word originated from an episode of the TV show Seinfeld in which a character does not find a New Yorker cartoon funny. She confronts the editor of the New Yorker, and he says that it is "volstein."

That joke is volstein, I have no idea why it's funny.

by BackgroundoftheDream October 17, 2013

Violist

Superior musician who plays the viola and as legend has it, the leader(s) of future society despite the current lack of respect.

EX. 1
Violinist: Violins are teh BEST.
Violist: No...Violists are, as proven by the sexy tone quality and large badonkadonk on the instrument.

EX. 2
ME (violist): Violists will one day rule the world.
Anonymous violin student: HAHAHA...no.
Anonymous orchestra teacher: Actually, he's right.

by aRMDviolist47 August 24, 2008