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Could you turn down the vomule
by Steinchen24 October 9, 2019
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Vomulence

1. A violent act of throwing up.

2. Insane crazy projectile vomiting.

3. Sometimes a group of people throwing up, kind of like a chain reaction.
Don't whack down a bottle of Jager before you leave the house. You are asking for Vomulence.

When I was 15, I drank two 22oz. Zimas and ate 2 packs of yodels. I then walked into my friends bathroom and it was just Vomulence fron ceiling to floor. Black vomit everywhere.

That dude just ate 50 hot wings, drank 3 pitchers of beer, and smoked a joint. I am waiting for the Vomulence to ensue.
by DONALD GEORGE January 12, 2008
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voulez-vous coucher avec moi

some guy goes up to a girl and says voulez-vous coucher avec moi? *5 seconds later* he gets slapped
by josue March 14, 2004
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Vomelette

When feeling ill and preparing breakfast, usually after a night of heavy drinking, one vomits into the pan in which they are cooking. Thus, a vomelette is created.
Note: Eggs do not necessarily have to be the food being prepared.
Joe: Dude, I was so hungover from last night, that I made a vomelette this morning.

Frank: Oh god! What did you do with it?

Joe: Well, I still ate it. Eggs are expensive.
by Squint75 July 5, 2010
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.
You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)
by stefzg July 14, 2004
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voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

The phrase "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?" actually appeared before the song, in the play "A Streetcar Named Desire" by Tennessee Williams, and a poem by E.E. Cummings. The phrase is puzzling as it uses formal language ("vous" is the formal way to say "you") while describing an intimate act (the phrase literally means "Do you want to come to bed with me?"). This leads many to believe that the phrase is tied with prostitution.
"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" is the formal way of saying "Would you like to come to bed with me this evening", as opposed to the informal "Veux-tu coucher avex moi".
by adamspa8 May 1, 2006
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vomelet

A tasty meal performed by Dave England on Jackass. It consists of eating the raw ingredients of an omelette, such as tomatoes, onions, cheese, sausage, and raw egg. Then puking up the contents and cooking them in a frying pan. No cutting utensils required, your teeth do all the work!
Yo, Chef Dave, fix me a vomelet.
by Jackass 1 & 2 4evr December 12, 2008
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