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Vomelette 

When feeling ill and preparing breakfast, usually after a night of heavy drinking, one vomits into the pan in which they are cooking. Thus, a vomelette is created.
Note: Eggs do not necessarily have to be the food being prepared.
Joe: Dude, I was so hungover from last night, that I made a vomelette this morning.

Frank: Oh god! What did you do with it?

Joe: Well, I still ate it. Eggs are expensive.
Vomelette by Squint75 July 5, 2010
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vomelette 

A cheese and veggie omelette from an infamous US military MRE, considered so disgusting that you can't eat it without vomitting.
My seargent gave me the vomelette MRE because he hates me, so I dug a hole and buried it rather than eating the abomination.
vomelette by FireHawkDelta July 25, 2022

Vomelette 

When the omelette on your plate is so thin and looks so greasy and disgusting with the veggies, meat and cheese flopping out all over the plate that it just looks like a big pile of vomit
Kim: What'd you get at the caf?

Kirk: The usual, only there was a new cook and he just threw a vomelette on my plate--it was so gross I couldn't even eat it!

Kim: That sucks, dude.
Vomelette by MassMilf May 11, 2011

Goat Cheese Omelette 

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)

Making the Mother of all omelettes 

chin omelette 

the result of a male nutting on the chin of another person's face
I gave Susie a massive chin omelette last night while she sucked my cock.
chin omelette by slingblade January 21, 2003

omelette head 

when someone's hair is two different colors so that the top is one color and the bottom is another.
a boy with a blonde top hair and dark bottom hair is an omelette head. or a girl who dies her hair blonde and lets the rots grow out dark so that all the hair on her head down to her ears is dark and all the hair below the ears is blonde....
omelette head by gibbergoo September 20, 2009
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