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Vomelette 

When feeling ill and preparing breakfast, usually after a night of heavy drinking, one vomits into the pan in which they are cooking. Thus, a vomelette is created.
Note: Eggs do not necessarily have to be the food being prepared.
Joe: Dude, I was so hungover from last night, that I made a vomelette this morning.

Frank: Oh god! What did you do with it?

Joe: Well, I still ate it. Eggs are expensive.
Vomelette by Squint75 July 5, 2010
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vomelette 

A cheese and veggie omelette from an infamous US military MRE, considered so disgusting that you can't eat it without vomitting.
My seargent gave me the vomelette MRE because he hates me, so I dug a hole and buried it rather than eating the abomination.
vomelette by FireHawkDelta July 25, 2022

Vomelette 

When the omelette on your plate is so thin and looks so greasy and disgusting with the veggies, meat and cheese flopping out all over the plate that it just looks like a big pile of vomit
Kim: What'd you get at the caf?

Kirk: The usual, only there was a new cook and he just threw a vomelette on my plate--it was so gross I couldn't even eat it!

Kim: That sucks, dude.
Vomelette by MassMilf May 11, 2011

Goat Cheese Omelette 

"Ganja? The Devil's Lettuce? Sticky Icky? Daddy Boom-balatti? Turtle, Hot Snookum, Goat Cheese Omelette, Snoop's Bunion!" -Connie, the Hormone Monstress (Big Mouth, Netflix 2017)

Making the Mother of all omelettes 

Something you say whenever you’re making the mother of all omelettes.
Making the Mother of all omelettes here Jack! Can’t fret over every egg!

chin omelette 

the result of a male nutting on the chin of another person's face
I gave Susie a massive chin omelette last night while she sucked my cock.
chin omelette by slingblade January 21, 2003

omelette head 

when someone's hair is two different colors so that the top is one color and the bottom is another.
a boy with a blonde top hair and dark bottom hair is an omelette head. or a girl who dies her hair blonde and lets the rots grow out dark so that all the hair on her head down to her ears is dark and all the hair below the ears is blonde....
omelette head by gibbergoo September 20, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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