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A tasty meal performed by Dave England on Jackass. It consists of eating the raw ingredients of an omelette, such as tomatoes, onions, cheese, sausage, and raw egg. Then puking up the contents and cooking them in a frying pan. No cutting utensils required, your teeth do all the work!
Yo, Chef Dave, fix me a vomelet.
vomelet by Jackass 1 & 2 4evr December 12, 2008
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Vomelette 

When feeling ill and preparing breakfast, usually after a night of heavy drinking, one vomits into the pan in which they are cooking. Thus, a vomelette is created.
Note: Eggs do not necessarily have to be the food being prepared.
Joe: Dude, I was so hungover from last night, that I made a vomelette this morning.

Frank: Oh god! What did you do with it?

Joe: Well, I still ate it. Eggs are expensive.
Vomelette by Squint75 July 5, 2010
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Throwing up into a frying-pan, cooking it in the style of an omelette, then eating it, dee-lish!
Jon was hungry last night, so he knocked out a vomlet,
vomlet by Louie G, Jon B October 28, 2006

Vomlette 

The result of a puddle of vomit being heated by a hot pan or heated floor.
Dude, I wouldn't go in the bathroom. Someone just threw up and the heated floor's turning it into a vomlette.

Did you see that guy on Jackass who cooked a cheese and tomato vomlette?
Vomlette by dakarateka December 29, 2011

vomlette 

The vomiting of stomachs contents after a night of drinking and eating omlette at 3 in the morning. The result is a horrible mixture of Alcohol and omlette on the ground or in a toilet
When Kristen ate the omlette after a long night of drinking she went to the bathroom and vomletted
vomlette by Shocka Khan July 30, 2007

vomlette 

A meal usually created by batchelors/male students.

Consists of any left over meals put into a frying pan with several beaten eggs poured over the top, forming a rather disgusting looking dish.
Chris: Is there anything for dinner?
Duncan: Nah, I had to make a vomlette.
Chris: Gammin.
vomlette by McKimm June 6, 2005

vomelette 

A cheese and veggie omelette from an infamous US military MRE, considered so disgusting that you can't eat it without vomitting.
My seargent gave me the vomelette MRE because he hates me, so I dug a hole and buried it rather than eating the abomination.
vomelette by FireHawkDelta July 25, 2022
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