Definitions by Squint75

Vomelette 

When feeling ill and preparing breakfast, usually after a night of heavy drinking, one vomits into the pan in which they are cooking. Thus, a vomelette is created.
Note: Eggs do not necessarily have to be the food being prepared.

Joe: Dude, I was so hungover from last night, that I made a vomelette this morning.

Frank: Oh god! What did you do with it?

Joe: Well, I still ate it. Eggs are expensive.

Vomelette by Squint75 July 5, 2010

Uh-Oh Oreo 

When a Caucasian, or generally light-skinned person, accidentally defecates themselves. The resulting aftermath resembles an Uh-Oh Oreo(white sandwich cookies with chocolate creme filling) Their ass-cheeks are the white cookies, and the shit is the chocolate filling.

Matt: Dude, are you okay?

Scott: No, I think I just made an uh-oh oreo. Why did I wear khakis today?!

Matt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Uh-Oh Oreo by Squint75 July 5, 2010