volunqueer 

One who does way too much volunteer work.

That guy sure does spend all his time volunteering, he is definitely a volunqueer.

volunqueer by FSU Dork August 31, 2007

Volunqueer 

Noun. Describes a person that is so willing to do extreme measures to help you out, even though he is essentially a punk bitch park bench. However, when nobody else steps up to the plate, a Donald will surely rise to the occasion to help out his buddies.

"Dude, if we were in rattlesnake country and I take a piss and my dick gets bit by a fucking snake, would you volunqueer to suck the venom out of my dick to save my life?"
"Of course I'd be your volunqueer bro. You know me, I always wanted to slob on your knob because I'm a homo gaypien."

"Wow. Volunqueer. You faggot."

Volunqueer by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 16, 2024

volunteer work 

Work done by choice & is unpaid but the rewards are personal satisfaction & knowing you made a difference.

My Grandma did Lots of volunteer work, into the 1000's of hours, at schools, the DMV, etc.

volunteer work by Starchylde July 1, 2016

volunteer high school 

shitty little hell hole filled with incestuous skoal dipping, cigarette smoking (especially in the bathrooms), pregnant teens who fight each other constantly. the worst and only high school in church hEll, Tennessee. Also known (due to the abundance of gay boys) as Volun-Queer.

He has a "Roll Coal, Dip SKoal" sticker on the back of his pickup truck? He must go to Volunteer High School.

volunteer high school by bitchtits1998 February 16, 2017

volunteer highway patrol 

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.

I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.

volunteer highway patrol by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

Volunteer editors

The dickheads that keep saying no to my definitions

A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it

Volunteer editors by Washy February 17, 2015

Volunteer Hooker 

A promiscuous female who is employed in the sensual business but who does not accept currency.

A slut.

Your mother is a volunteer hooker.

Volunteer Hooker by PapaSmurf3147 February 23, 2010