volunqueer
volunqueer by FSU Dork August 31, 2007
Words you can keep
Volunqueer
Noun. Describes a person that is so willing to do extreme measures to help you out, even though he is essentially a punk bitch park bench. However, when nobody else steps up to the plate, a Donald will surely rise to the occasion to help out his buddies.
"Dude, if we were in rattlesnake country and I take a piss and my dick gets bit by a fucking snake, would you volunqueer to suck the venom out of my dick to save my life?"
"Of course I'd be your volunqueer bro. You know me, I always wanted to slob on your knob because I'm a homo gaypien."
"Wow. Volunqueer. You faggot."
"Of course I'd be your volunqueer bro. You know me, I always wanted to slob on your knob because I'm a homo gaypien."
"Wow. Volunqueer. You faggot."
Volunqueer by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 16, 2024
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volunteer work by Starchylde July 1, 2016
volunteer high school
shitty little hell hole filled with incestuous skoal dipping, cigarette smoking (especially in the bathrooms), pregnant teens who fight each other constantly. the worst and only high school in church hEll, Tennessee. Also known (due to the abundance of gay boys) as Volun-Queer.
He has a "Roll Coal, Dip SKoal" sticker on the back of his pickup truck? He must go to Volunteer High School.
volunteer high school by bitchtits1998 February 16, 2017
volunteer highway patrol
A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.
volunteer highway patrol by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006
Volunteer editors
Volunteer editors by Washy February 17, 2015
Volunteer Hooker
A promiscuous female who is employed in the sensual business but who does not accept currency.
A slut.
A slut.
Volunteer Hooker by PapaSmurf3147 February 23, 2010
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TLDU
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