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volunqueer

That guy sure does spend all his time volunteering, he is definitely a volunqueer.
by FSU Dork August 31, 2007
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Volunqueer

Noun. Describes a person that is so willing to do extreme measures to help you out, even though he is essentially a punk bitch park bench. However, when nobody else steps up to the plate, a Donald will surely rise to the occasion to help out his buddies.
"Dude, if we were in rattlesnake country and I take a piss and my dick gets bit by a fucking snake, would you volunqueer to suck the venom out of my dick to save my life?"
"Of course I'd be your volunqueer bro. You know me, I always wanted to slob on your knob because I'm a homo gaypien."

"Wow. Volunqueer. You faggot."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 16, 2024
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volunteer work

Work done by choice & is unpaid but the rewards are personal satisfaction & knowing you made a difference.
My Grandma did Lots of volunteer work, into the 1000's of hours, at schools, the DMV, etc.
by Starchylde July 1, 2016
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volunteer high school

shitty little hell hole filled with incestuous skoal dipping, cigarette smoking (especially in the bathrooms), pregnant teens who fight each other constantly. the worst and only high school in church hEll, Tennessee. Also known (due to the abundance of gay boys) as Volun-Queer.
He has a "Roll Coal, Dip SKoal" sticker on the back of his pickup truck? He must go to Volunteer High School.
by bitchtits1998 February 16, 2017
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volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.
I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.
by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006
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Volunteer editors

The dickheads that keep saying no to my definitions
A few volunteer editors read your definition and decided to not publish it
by Washy February 17, 2015
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Volunteer Hooker

A promiscuous female who is employed in the sensual business but who does not accept currency.

A slut.
by PapaSmurf3147 February 23, 2010
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