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Volcanoed

When your partner ejaculates in your ass, giving you an anal cream pie, that results in an eruption of cum followed by shit immediately after he removes his penis.
I had to change the sheets last night because Adam volcanoed me.
by TheMysteriousOwl45 June 23, 2018
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Volcanoed

When you miss your plane due to a volcanic eruption in Iceland.
Guy #1 : Where's Joe ?
Guy #2 : He was supposed to come by, but he totally got volcanoed.
by sork June 27, 2010
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Mount St. Helen's volcano

In 1980, it erupted & blew all the trees down that were around it for 30 Miles! The ash carried for over 500 Miles & was like glass. It's located in Washington near the Oregon border. On May 18th, it erupted at 8:32 AM Mountain Time.
When Mount St. Helen's volcano's dust reached us, I didn't know what was happening. I thought someone was drag~racing! We had to stay indoors for a week & hose off the roof, yards, & driveways. What a shocker! Talk about Power!!
by Starchylde May 28, 2016
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Blumpkin Volcano

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.
Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!
by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017
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ASS VOLCANO

When a partner inserts rubbing alcohol into a stretched asshole and lights it on fire then the partner farts out the alcohol making a fiery explosion. Ass volcanos are known to cause permanent damage to the asshole.
The woman got an ass volcano for her birthday.
by ASSFLAP January 14, 2021
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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
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Silicon Volcano

An extremely robust female who's tetas are obviously fake.
Even though those are silicon volcanoes, they still hot.
by Seven O Seven September 14, 2016
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