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Fictitious alien race from Douglas Adam's
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series of books, television shows and radio plays.

Vogons are reknowned for their bad poetry, dislike of hitchhikers, bad temper and tendency to blow up mostly harmless planets.

Most Vogons tend to become bureaucrats for the galactic government, a profession ideally suited to their unpleasent natures.

A prime example of a Vogon is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, captain of the Vogon constructor fleet that demolished the planet Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.
Vogons by Suvorov August 3, 2004
Related Words

vogelsang 

It is known as a german last name

it means song bird in german
Boy: wow her last name is Vogelsang she must be pretty cool
vogelsang by anonymous November 7, 2020

Vögenbögen 

German offensive slang for male genitals.
Dick. Penis. Cock. Wilson. Richard. Knob. Schlong.
Yesterday I caught my vögenbögen on the door.
Your face looks like a vögenbögen.
You are a real vögenbögen.
Suck my vögenbögen.
I shagged this bird the other day and the next day had a wart on my vögenbögen. Fucking slag.
more oftenly reffurd to as the "prawn" or in some more severe cases the "useless Prawn"

this Rather ugly looking creature is native to both the boys boarding house and quite reguarly found at the bowls club and is usually found either engaging in a rather pointless coversation or chinwag.
voges by rangoss November 20, 2010

Vegensexual 

Somebody who is only attracted to fruit and vegetables.
Dude: Damn
Dudette: What?
Dude: That's one fine asparagus.. 🤤💦🍑🍆

Dude is attracted to the asparagus because he vegensexual.
Vegensexual by clarissa.5701 May 25, 2018
The surname of the most epic South African Ledgend.
I miss Voges so much!
Voges by Whatthekakisthis August 15, 2021