Vogons

Fictitious alien race from Douglas Adam's
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series of books, television shows and radio plays.

Vogons are reknowned for their bad poetry, dislike of hitchhikers, bad temper and tendency to blow up mostly harmless planets.

Most Vogons tend to become bureaucrats for the galactic government, a profession ideally suited to their unpleasent natures.

A prime example of a Vogon is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz, captain of the Vogon constructor fleet that demolished the planet Earth to make way for a hyperspace bypass.

On no account allow a Vogon to read poetry at you.

Vogons by Suvorov August 3, 2004

vogelsang

It is known as a german last name

it means song bird in german

Boy: wow her last name is Vogelsang she must be pretty cool

vogelsang by anonymous November 7, 2020

Vögenbögen

German offensive slang for male genitals.
Dick. Penis. Cock. Wilson. Richard. Knob. Schlong.

Yesterday I caught my vögenbögen on the door.
Your face looks like a vögenbögen.
You are a real vögenbögen.
Suck my vögenbögen.
I shagged this bird the other day and the next day had a wart on my vögenbögen. Fucking slag.

Vögenbögen by TheGermanSlang May 7, 2011

voges

more oftenly reffurd to as the "prawn" or in some more severe cases the "useless Prawn"

this Rather ugly looking creature is native to both the boys boarding house and quite reguarly found at the bowls club and is usually found either engaging in a rather pointless coversation or chinwag.

Voges what a useless Prawn

voges by rangoss November 20, 2010

Vegensexual

Somebody who is only attracted to fruit and vegetables.

Dude: Damn
Dudette: What?
Dude: That's one fine asparagus.. 🤤💦🍑🍆

Dude is attracted to the asparagus because he vegensexual.

Vegensexual by clarissa.5701 May 25, 2018

Voges

The surname of the most epic South African Ledgend.

I miss Voges so much!

Voges by Whatthekakisthis August 15, 2021

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

vogens