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Someone who worships the almighty Mr. Vlouse, someone who know the way the vlouse, and performs acts of vlouse.
Hey Bill, how did that girl get pregnant, that man get shot 12 times in his rectum, and why is there a bug eyed Asian in our kitchen? Bill: It must’ve been a vlouser.
vlouser by Pope Clyde June 28, 2022
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anything dope as vlouse is a vlouse
Oh i want to vlouse her
You are looking very vlouse today
Anyone want to vlouse tonight
vlouse by Mr Vlouse June 25, 2022
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vlouse juice 

The juice made by Mr. Vlouse. Made with the three C's: cocaine, caffeine, cum of Mr. Vlouse. Gives drinker incredible power and insane side effects such as bug eyed asian people, three arms, three legs if you know what i mean.
Anyone want to drink some vlouse juice tonight?
vlouse juice by Mr Vlouse June 25, 2022

Mr. Vlouse 

The 4th most powerful being ever who has inspired the church of vlouse, he has influence over the ancient texts of vlouse. The man is a African- German man darker than night who has been said to wear a black blouse and upside down sunglasses with white frames. Only one man has seen him however and that is Enlightened Clyde, it is thought by him that the reign of Mr. Vlouse is soon along with his mutated black children.
Why is everyone disintegrating Enlightened Clyde? Enlightened Clyde: The day of Mr. Vlouse Is near.
Mr. Vlouse by Pope Clyde June 28, 2022
Group of losers at work who go outside and Vape instead of smoke
Ahhh that dude quit smoking he's such a vloser
Vloser by greggers33 July 24, 2015

Im Vlossersaucer 

Vlossersaucer (Vloss) is one of the greatest music producers of our era... While been making music for around 3 years, he is still going.
Yo, have you listened to Vloss' new beat on yt?

Im Vlossersaucer* Music Maker 2017-FOREVER
Im Vlossersaucer by Jaden Bowers January 3, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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