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Rotty Voortman 

An aged queef containing both period blood and yeasty discharge expelled onto an unsuspecting victims face.
"I went down on my girl and all she greeted me with was a rotty voortman."
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A planet home to the universe's most comfortable couch.
I went over to planet Voort and exploded their couch. By accident.
voort by dj gs68 August 14, 2003
A word, invented by my friends and I, that refers to a large amount of sugar in your brain. Also, It means your hyperactive, board, or trying to be annoying all caused by sugar and insanity!
Person 1: VOORT!
Person 2: GO AWAY!
Person 3: Mmm...sugar....voort!
Person 1: Yay voort!
Voort by adamgnome October 28, 2003

voortholde 

a very stinky farting skill passed down from generation to generation it can also be a name for a dream you have about mysterious blurry creatures you have a dream
I’m trying to learn how to voortholde or I had a voortholde dream
voortholde by anonymous April 30, 2024

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026