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1. Upon gaining a momentary upskirt view, whether intentional or accidental, discovering an absence of panties, thus glimpsing an unobstructed view of her cooch. Could be good or bad.

2. An inferior worksheet function in Microsoft Excel. Often found in a spreadshit.
Phil: Shit, my phone's down to just 5 percent battery! What I gonna do bruh?!

LC: Easy! There's plenty of spare sockets under Mary's desk. Crawl under there and plug it in.

Phil: You mean 'Hairy Mary'?!?! No way bruh! It's a hot day and she's wearing a skirt. I ain't risking no accidental vlookup!
vlookup by XLedge June 7, 2016
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vloom • vloomf • VrOOm • vroomvroom • Voom • vroomer • Vloop • vroomy • Vlogmas • Vlotman
The sound made by a deadly Tennessee tornado.

It may last a decasecond.
It may be followed by screams from a man.
It may be the worst sound one has ever heard.
"The worst sound Eric Funkhouser said he has ever heard was a 10-second 'voom' followed by a man's screams."

(taken from a news story about April 10, 2009's deadly tornado that struck Murfreesboro, TN)
voom by BillyJack April 13, 2009
A Christmas celebration that mainly Youtubers participate in by vlogging (or video blogging) everyday until Christmas. Supposedly started by thegridmonster and/or Luke.
TheGridMonster's intro to Vlogmas videos: "I vlog everyday 'til Christmas for you!"
Vlogmas by Karen Baggins December 26, 2012
The sound of a vehicle or a machine abruptly shifting into overdrive.
"Did you hear the sound that car made?", "Yeah! It was all like vtoom!"
Vtoom by doubledanii June 19, 2018
Commonly used to represent the sound of a fast car engine
Vroom vroom Vroo0o00ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom! EEeeeeeeeeeeeeeei FUCK!
VrOOm by Fangsta December 15, 2003
Like a Coomer, but for cars. A person who likes cars too much and says shit like "Oh yeah that's a V8 Super, it has 230 Horsepower" when no one really asked. Always puts cars on his story.
Vroomer: "Oh yeah that's a V8 Super, it has 230 Horsepower"
Me: "Did I ask"
Vroomer: "Dude how do you not know G8 SuperX from Honda"
Me: "Okay Vroomer"
Vroomer by TheOGDominic May 31, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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