virux

a short nigga.

Virux is so short that his nuts touch the ground.

virux by Dare Travy May 16, 2018

Virus Dodging 

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.

I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”

Virus Dodging by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020

Vitas Virus 

The "bug" caught by fans of Russian singer Vitas that makes them sit for hours and hours entranced by his songs and videos. It is an incurable disease that affects the lives of the sufferers. Fortunately, once the disease is contracted, the affected person does not want be cured. So they must live thier lives on daily medication - his voice.

Symptoms of Vitas Virus:
You can't go to bed without hearing his voice.
You say "One more Youtube Vitas video and I will go to sleep".....2 hours later..."just one more....maybe two more. "
You constantly mumble such things as: "OMG, I love him!" "How can he be so sexy?"

You find a new Vitas picture and are still staring at it 5 minutes later....maybe 5 hours later.
Lots of Sighing
You listen to almost no other music
You think, speak and dream VITAS.

Vitas Virus by VV Victim January 26, 2010

fortnite virus

I HAVE FORTNITE VIRUS NOOOOOO
PLEASE GO AWAY FORTNITE VIRUS

Can be abbreviated to FV

“I HAVE FORTNITE VIRUS”
“Get out of my room.”

fortnite virus by FORTNITEVIRUS October 23, 2020

it just has a virus 

Short for I know it has a major problem, it's not worth fixing, and I hope you are stupid enough to buy it as-is. A Big warning flag when buying an old computer.

Dude the case is smoking, no it just has a virus.

it just has a virus by wjc January 11, 2012

Prankitopian Virus 

A virus attained by eating raw peanut butter.

Did you hear that Shain has the Prankitopian Virus?

Prankitopian Virus by sheagunkus October 24, 2022

safe punjabi (no virus) 

A technical term used to assure customers that the program they are downloading onto their computer is totally safe and definitely will not cause any harm to their device.

White: Jesse, did you just install BTD 3 UNLIMITED MONEY GLTICH (HACKED) onto the family computer?
Jesse: It said it was safe punjabi (no virus)!

safe punjabi (no virus) by RocIsVeryCommon August 20, 2022