COVID-19 induced fear of other homo sapien sapiens. Can even include friends, acquaintances, coworkers and in some cases family members who do not live with you.
Hot young woman that used to boob you and has a friendly chat while serving you coffee at your table now hides behind the counter and tells you to step back before nervously placing your coffee on the counter with gloved hands and backing away. You mumble "Viroxenophobia really sucks" and walk out.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.