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a very cheap and untasteful beverage
That shit tastes like vieux
vieux by Zemmel March 30, 2017

vieushan 

basically a stupid whore, who pretends that they are loved and are cool. They are also a disappointment to everyone in their life. This word can also be made a verb, i.e. vieushter, or vieushting.
Person 1: Fuck off you vieushan,
Person 2: Yeah fuck off vieushan.
vieushan by Mohammed Gang June 16, 2020

Je veux te voir-ed 

The act of making fun of any total jerk by making hits to his social status, his abilities and physique.

After the song "Je Veux Te Voir" by Yelle, a techno-pop french singer who sang this song to diss the french rapper Cuizi.
Guy 1-She told EVERYONE, EVERYTHING.
Guy 2-You just got je veux te voir-ed!

Snowy veux 

To administer cocaine rectally, using the head of a penis as the delivery vehicle. Especially when done to avoid the chronic rhinitis subsequent to insufflation.
My nose was so stuffy I thought I couldn't do coke. Fortunately, someone had a penis so I snowy veuxed it.
Snowy veux by OneSnowyNightInNYC October 14, 2008

Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec 

' Yes yes I want baguette to whack you with it ' in French
Frenchmen: Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec!
Person 1 : AAAAHHHH GOTTA RUN
Virux is so short that his nuts touch the ground.
virux by Dare Travy May 16, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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