virjaility

When you go to jail leading to a period of abstinence that you come out like a virgin again. You have you’re virjaility until you have sex again upon release.

You better take my virjaility when I get out!

by Lexxelosi April 28, 2023

virility

1. the property of being capable of copulation and procreation

2. the trait of being manly; having the characteristics of an adult male

Strength, agility, a healthy physique, and the ability to satisfy a woman sexually are strong indicators of a man's virility and sexual appeal.

by Linda L June 2, 2007

Virility

1. Being able to produce your precious heirs.

2. In the notorious fan fanfiction My Immortal, the author believes that virility and virginity are the same thing. Because she is an uneduactated bag of douche.

1. "I'm 18 and terrified I've lost my virility .. help me please ..."

2. "I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears."

by Bringing Sassy Back July 9, 2009

Virality

The degree to which a piece of internet content has been or might be shared in a short amount of time. First coined by CollegeHumor co-founder Ricky Van Veen.

Research into influence and virality suggest that finding swayable audiences is far more important when it comes to spreading information than the apparent influence quotient of the person passing it on.

by quaar December 1, 2010

Valley of Virility

When something is so straight in its manliness that it becomes incredibly gay in the process, usually displayed in a visual metaphor similar to the Uncanny Valley.

"Remember that 'Valley of Virility' thing I once mentioned ? That's where I feel 'Top Gun' lies. It is so straight that it's looped back around to gay."
-- Rantasmo, "Top Gun Needs More Gay"

by The Logical Fallacy November 4, 2017

Virgility

One's ability to remain a virgin, either by choice or due to personal traits that ensure one's sustained virginity.

Thanks to Jefferey's acne problem, his bad breath, and lack of fashion sense his virgility rating is quite high.

by redrockmullet April 2, 2010

Virjility

The time when you were in your room and decided to touch yourself for the very first time.

Hey Todd, this is the first time your bedsheets are wet and sticky. You must've lost your virjility! High five bro! With your other hand!

by Virjilicious December 11, 2011