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virginitus

somone who is a virgin for too long
bob is suffering virginitus because he cant get any.
virginitus by sally hansen July 30, 2006
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Virginity Shield 

The act of using nerd culture to create an impenetrable shield to protect ones virginity from the opposite sex.
“OMG they've changed The Sword of Omens to do 2.5% more damage!”

*Sound of a door closing and being bolted shut*

What was that noise?

The sound of every women’s vagina closing and your virginity shield being raised.

nigger virginity 

Saying the "nigger" for the first time. Leading to new doorways of comedy.
"It's quite a nigger day"
"Nigger day?"
"Hey! You just said nigger!"
"Fuck! You took my nigger virginity away!"

anal virginity 

the state of not having been penetrated up the ass
Barry lost his anal virginity to a cucumber.
anal virginity by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Virginity 

Something that will be with me forever.
I’m a virgin. And virginity will live long and prosper. Most likely.

Virginity Shield Activate 

Something you say when you successfully protected your virginity from those impure souls.
"Screw You Bitch!!!!! Virginity Shield Activate!!!!!!"

Boob Virginity 

As the name suggests, it comprises of the two most sacred words the world has ever seen; boob and virginity. Girls lose this when they first let another person ( guy or girl, man or woman, child or animal ) grab or feel up their bare chest (Note: over the bra, means that you're still a boob virgin). It's kind of like losing your virginity but only with your chest.

In short it is also referred to as BV. BVs can be given and taken only once in a lifetime.
Girl 1: Supp girl, did you have crazy time on your date last night???

Girl 2: Yes I did, but I got carried away and lost my Boob Virginity to that guy. Before I knew it, his small hands were all over my chest.

Bro 1: Hey bud, How did the date last night go ? Did you get any action ?

Bro 2: Totes bro. I reached all the way to second base only to find out I took her Boob Virginity.

Bro 1: That's great man, looks like you had an amazing time.

Bro 2: It was all great until the time she head butted me for squeezing too hard.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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