villiage idiot 

1. a half retarded man-boy who has ill fitting clothes due to his large size and a very small hat.
2. well meaning but stupid fuck
3. a dumbass

Glen was obviously the villiage idiot due to the very small hat he wore and the large amount of drool he produced.

villiage idiot by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

villiage idiot 

drop out from high school, 40 year old never held a job, lives at home still with mom & dad...but yet still finds the money to buy smokes, support their drug & drinking habbits....So if you live in Conneaut, Ohio you know what A Villiage Idiot is..

These now Villiage Idiots are still living with mom & dad

villiage idiot by townhero June 20, 2009

Village Idiot 

See George W Bush.

In 1555, Nostradamus wrote:
Come the millennium, month 12, in the home of greatest power, the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader.

Village Idiot by Stoneur August 7, 2003

Village Idiot 

The stupidest person in a town, neighborhood, or village (hence the name).

Your village called, and their idiot is missing.

Village Idiot by Cortana Dragoon August 3, 2005

Village Idiot 

The stupidest or most idiotic person in a particular village, as elected by the local populace. The kind who would steal all the sugar from an overturned lorry and go door-to-door trying to sell it.

"Read your town charter, boy. 'If foodstuff should touch the ground, that foodstuff should be turned over to the village idiot.' Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!"
-Homer Simpson

Village Idiot by John Q Moron December 7, 2003

village idiot 

George W. Bush, or some other inept human being

1. "Some little village in Texas is missing it's idiot." (taken from other source)
2. You are the village idiot

village idiot by Brookey cookey September 29, 2005

Village Idiot With Cash

Ready to roll.

Guy 1: Tell Mike I'm village idiot with cash.

Guy 2: OK. Let's do this.

Village Idiot With Cash by SHLA July 20, 2012