vietcom 

Vietnam's equivalent of chicom (chinese commie, chinese communist) aka vietnamese commie, viet commie or best known as viet cong. Even the way they look, talk and act is the same.

In vietnam they are also known as "bò đỏ" which means red bull, red meaning communism and bull/cow/buffalo meaning as dumb and stupid like a buffalo.

Some are overproud voluntary red guards, and some are from the propaganda division called force 47 and online public opinion division where they are paid 50 cents per post or 3milVND/month aka $100/month to be patriotic towards communism like china's wumao, 50 cent party, little pinks.

Reasonable normal person: Vietnam poor country, trash everywhere, people are suffering, broken infrastructure, economy recession, corruption in the party

Viet cong: VIETNAM IS GOOD TOTALLY SAFE WE BEAT DUH IMPERIALIST AMEWEECA AND PUPPET SOUTH VIETNAM REGIME!1!!

Reasonable normal person: lol, typical online viet cong warrior. Shut the fuck up vietcom and collect your 10kVND (aka 50 cents, $0.5 per post).

vietcom by crackoid February 8, 2024

vietcongs 

wrong way to say Vietcong.

Let's kill those Vietcongs!

It's just Vietcong. You wouldn't say Chinese-es.

vietcongs by JackBlacksMom March 31, 2009

Vietcong piss sniper 

A Vietcong soldier who hides in the trees and pisses on US soldiers as they walk under the tree

Person 1: is that rain

Person 2: do you think it’s a Vietcong piss sniper

Person 3: they’re in the fucking trees

Vietcong piss sniper by Ramranch81 March 6, 2019

VietCong 

n: South vietnamese rebels during the Vietnam war.
adj: Used to describe something communistic, rebellistic, witty, or elusive-istic.

The fork in this plastic bag of plastic "silverware" is sharp and elusive like the vietcong. I wish I could find it, but the "plasticware" is really crowded, it's like a jungle in the bag and I cannot find the *explitive* fork. I really need the fork to eat some cake...with sprinkles.

VietCong by El Barto June 14, 2004

Vietconged

To take such an explosive poop (most likely diarrhea) that it looks like you have created a model of post war vietnam after the vietcong went through there.

--Bro 1: "Hey dude I'm gonna go take a shit i'll be back in a few"
-Bro 2: "Alright man don't take too long"

5 minutes later

-Bro 2: "Hey bro how was it?"
--Bro 1: "Man i just vietconged that toilet"
-Bro 2: "Thats gross dude this is my mom's house"

Vietconged by carpetman28 August 13, 2009

vietcong 

The ultimate fighting force. An assemblage of rice farmers and illiterate duck herders that managed to beat the living crap out of the United States army during the Vietnam War. Notable for their usage of guerilla tactics that would make Che Guevera jealous.

"The Vietcong jumped out of the tunnel and threw me in a pit lined with punji sticks and dung. I was totally impressed"

vietcong by D-Nut December 15, 2003

vietcong 

People you should never mess with cause you will get your ass kicked by them. Even though there not around here no more.

Those Vietcong were master of the jungles.

vietcong by Asian Boy June 2, 2004