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Vietconged

To take such an explosive poop (most likely diarrhea) that it looks like you have created a model of post war vietnam after the vietcong went through there.
--Bro 1: "Hey dude I'm gonna go take a shit i'll be back in a few"
-Bro 2: "Alright man don't take too long"

5 minutes later

-Bro 2: "Hey bro how was it?"
--Bro 1: "Man i just vietconged that toilet"
-Bro 2: "Thats gross dude this is my mom's house"
Vietconged by carpetman28 August 13, 2009
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vietcongs 

Let's kill those Vietcongs!

It's just Vietcong. You wouldn't say Chinese-es.
vietcongs by JackBlacksMom March 31, 2009

Vietcong piss sniper 

A Vietcong soldier who hides in the trees and pisses on US soldiers as they walk under the tree
Person 1: is that rain

Person 2: do you think it’s a Vietcong piss sniper

Person 3: they’re in the fucking trees

VietCong 

n: South vietnamese rebels during the Vietnam war.
adj: Used to describe something communistic, rebellistic, witty, or elusive-istic.
The fork in this plastic bag of plastic "silverware" is sharp and elusive like the vietcong. I wish I could find it, but the "plasticware" is really crowded, it's like a jungle in the bag and I cannot find the *explitive* fork. I really need the fork to eat some cake...with sprinkles.
VietCong by El Barto June 14, 2004

vietcong 

The ultimate fighting force. An assemblage of rice farmers and illiterate duck herders that managed to beat the living crap out of the United States army during the Vietnam War. Notable for their usage of guerilla tactics that would make Che Guevera jealous.
"The Vietcong jumped out of the tunnel and threw me in a pit lined with punji sticks and dung. I was totally impressed"
vietcong by D-Nut December 15, 2003

vietcong 

People you should never mess with cause you will get your ass kicked by them. Even though there not around here no more.
Those Vietcong were master of the jungles.
vietcong by Asian Boy June 2, 2004

Vietcong 

"The Vietcong was a combatant and who was not. The Vietcong functioned as both a military force and a civilian infrastructure; they installed officials in towns, villages, and hamlets to provide discipline and structure in a variety of institutions"
The vietcong were savage
Vietcong by Nemesis6 July 7, 2003