Victoria De Angelis also known as 'Vic' is the hottest fucking mommy out there and she plays the damn guitar SOOO well also i want her to finger me and make me cum periodt.
If we get married i'll let yall know for now imma just call her mommy and hope that one day she fucks me periodt. also MÅNESKIN STAYS IN EUROPE yall american assholes stay the fuck away cus im finna gonna bite yall.HARD.
Victoria “Vic” is the hottest person to ever walk the face of the Earth. She is what everyone calls mommy and daddy at the same time. She is perfection and none of us deserve her.❤️ (She is also the bassist for the band Måneskin)
person 1: dude did you see Måneskin’s new music video?
person 2: yeah but I only watched it to my mommy/daddy Victoria De Angelis
1) The last Monday in May on which we get the day off 'cause it was Queen Victoria's birthday like a thousand years ago, whoever she was. Now called 'May two-four'
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.