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person 1: „omg who’s that hot girl over there?“
person 2 (aka me, rahul): „OMG THATS VHALLI“
vhalli by rahul.. September 2, 2022
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vhalli Vallis vallies vhalin vallie Vallin valling Vallium Vallied Vallina
1. Literally, Latin for Valley

2. The guy all the Italian girls want, and they're ashamed about it
1. Vallis is the Valley

2. Vallis? He's that strange guy.. I wanna suck his cock
Vallis by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 24, 2018

Vialli's 

As seen on supersize vs. superskinny.
The best kebab house in all of Leamington Spa (hell yeah, they even have awards to prove it), perhaps all of Warwickshire.
Better than Mr. Kebabish (they give you food poisoning), and definately better than the north leamington fish bar who cum in the mayonnaise and leave pubes in the pizza.
Just off Victoria Terrace, it's run by a bunch of friendly Turkish dudes with funny accents who like to ask "You want fries with that??" and actually make what you order, no forcing shitty salad into your burger here, oh no.
Opperating under a mysterious businessman known only as Mr. Vialli, they Specialise in burgers and kebabs, but they also do chips, pizzas, vegan option (dubious looking salad), and much more. To accompany this they offer a wide choice of condiments including brown sauce, ketchup, bbq, mayo, salsa, 'special' (mystery) sauce, and also topping such as cheese and bacon. Offering all this at reasonable prices makes Vialli's a prime destination after a night on the lash/pull at evolve, smack, etc (open hours are like 11am-4am mon-sat)
*A&B leave evolve at 3am*
A: Shit, I'm gonna be so hungover tomorrow, I need something tasty and filling to soak up the alcohol... kebabish?
B: Hell no, Mr. Kebabish is a fucking amateur, let's go to vialli's where the hygiene standards are at least vaguely acceptable
Vialli's by Fatty McFat-Fatison March 23, 2009
A super hero. The most amazing girl anyone will ever meet in the existence of bacon, guacamole, and the history of the world. A Vallia is the type of person who will never let you down, no matter what you ask her to do. She's wonderfully beautiful, amazing, and will always find a way to make you smile. A Vallia is probably the closest thing to perfect you'll ever find, even if she doesn't realize it herself.
In short, meet a Vallia.
How's that girl you were talking to?
She's cool, but she's not a Vallia.
Vallia by Jim Explodeelu June 1, 2013

Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

A famous Italian American pop band from the early 1960's to late 1970's. Two of the member are brothers. They are all from Newark New Jersey. Their music pleases the girls. Frankie Valli went solo in the late 1970's early 80's.
Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons are all playas. Their music is for them hoes in New York State.