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Fucked up on Valium, stumbling around the place, forgetting things and generally having a good time. Unless you take too many, blackout and wake-up in a police station for having cannonballed through a TV store window just for shits and giggles. But not like you remembered that. You will remember the laceration from having committed some a bartard move, though.
Fuck me look how godfuckingdamn vallied Joe is over there... did he just dip his nutsack into my fucking hot beverage?!
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Death Vallied 

When you've been in a relationship for years and suddenly stop having sex.
Girl my husband and I haven't had sex in over a year, I've been death vallied and it sucks.
Death Vallied by DeannaMC June 16, 2016

Hidden Vallied 

The act of rubbing ranch dressing on the mustache of a past out, unsuspecting person causing it to dry and crust on their upper lip.
I passed out at my buddies and when I woke up I saw that I got Hidden Vallied.
Hidden Vallied by ssdkay October 4, 2010

Hidden Vallied 

When you perform a sexual act with Ranch dipping sauce (Hidden Valley or ranch with peppercorns) as lube.
"Man I got so wasted last night I hidden vallied"

I took this girl home with me last night dude, Man she Hidden vallied me.
Hidden Vallied by Blitzmp January 21, 2018
the act of getting someone you're with snatched out of your grasp and taken for themselves "the snatcher" to be vallved is a very low and degrating feeling, all of your dignity is lost. This has probably happened to many people and there was no name for it but now people can say " You Got Vallved"
Hey Steve, I Got Vallved!
vallved by Shisler August 8, 2006
Valium pills.

Valium is a brand name for diazepam, used to treat anxiety and generally calm people down. A benzodiazepine, it is quite addictive. Often combined with alcohol for people who want to get relaxed and drunk quickly.
Vallies and vodka

So stressed she resorted to the vallies again
vallies by theprince January 10, 2006
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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