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Vetflake
The type of military veteran who takes his service far too seriously and constantly lectures others on patriotism and respect of the military; constantly is offended by acts he deems disrespectful to the flag/military/national image. A few defining characteristics of a vetflake are as follows:
1. Most definitely a POG or reservist; spent his entire (3-4 year) military career sitting in a motorpool or an office. Refers to his time in South Korea as a "deployment".
2. Always wears Grunt Style, plus cutoff cammies and/or an operator cap. Always. Church, wedding, funeral, doesn't matter, you have to make sure everyone around you knows that you enlisted for their freedom. Grunt Style is interchangeable with Art15 or Nine Line (as long as the shirt is offensive and has at least one obnoxiously large assaulting flag). Bonus points if the apparel says something about being mentally unstable or hating anyone who didn't serve. The more attention, the better.
3. Begins every Facebook argument with, "AS A VETERAN". Believes the opinion of every veteran is superior to the opinion of any civilian by default. Unless, of course, another veteran think's they're a fucking idiot, in which case that veteran is reduced to civilian status, followed by insults of "fobbit" and "pog".
4. Always brags on Facebook about his DD214, posts "You Have No Power Here" memes, but desperately misses being in the military and hates his life as a Walmart greeter or gas station attendant.
1. Most definitely a POG or reservist; spent his entire (3-4 year) military career sitting in a motorpool or an office. Refers to his time in South Korea as a "deployment".
2. Always wears Grunt Style, plus cutoff cammies and/or an operator cap. Always. Church, wedding, funeral, doesn't matter, you have to make sure everyone around you knows that you enlisted for their freedom. Grunt Style is interchangeable with Art15 or Nine Line (as long as the shirt is offensive and has at least one obnoxiously large assaulting flag). Bonus points if the apparel says something about being mentally unstable or hating anyone who didn't serve. The more attention, the better.
3. Begins every Facebook argument with, "AS A VETERAN". Believes the opinion of every veteran is superior to the opinion of any civilian by default. Unless, of course, another veteran think's they're a fucking idiot, in which case that veteran is reduced to civilian status, followed by insults of "fobbit" and "pog".
4. Always brags on Facebook about his DD214, posts "You Have No Power Here" memes, but desperately misses being in the military and hates his life as a Walmart greeter or gas station attendant.
"Hey bro, did you see that hilarious Air Force reenlistment video?!"
"THAT WAS A COMPLETE AN UTTER DISSERVICE TO THE FLAG, THE OATH, THE UNIFORM, AND ALL OF OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS WHO HAVE DIED FOR OUR FREEDOM. THOSE AIRMEN ARE SCUM, THEY SHOULD BE DEMOTED TO THE LOWEST POSSIBLE GRADE AND DISHONORABLY DISCHARGED. THEY'RE WORSE THAN KAEPERDICK!!!"
"Woah dude, don't be such a vetflake"
"THAT WAS A COMPLETE AN UTTER DISSERVICE TO THE FLAG, THE OATH, THE UNIFORM, AND ALL OF OUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS WHO HAVE DIED FOR OUR FREEDOM. THOSE AIRMEN ARE SCUM, THEY SHOULD BE DEMOTED TO THE LOWEST POSSIBLE GRADE AND DISHONORABLY DISCHARGED. THEY'RE WORSE THAN KAEPERDICK!!!"
"Woah dude, don't be such a vetflake"
Vetflake by PBandJWells October 19, 2018
USS Vella Gulf
(n): A cruiser like most other commands with its share of incompetent workers, corrupt leadership, and lazy, hypocritical E-5 & aboves. Implemented the 4-day work week that appeases only half the crew, and is famous for having supported counter-piracy operations in the Somalian coast. It has a rich history of not-so-stellar commanding officers, the 2 most recent ones being an irascible totalitarian and an egoist who thinks he's stellar.
A faulty CRP Propeller System has caused it numerous delays, and is consequently the chief source of income for BAE ship repair yard.
Although its demographics enjoy a fair share of diversity, every crew member is a closet-racist. There is a scarce number of Asian-Americans and is the one group who are most likely to be discriminated against.
Fraternization is commonplace, and is a direct cause for a growing average number of pregnancies per year.
A faulty CRP Propeller System has caused it numerous delays, and is consequently the chief source of income for BAE ship repair yard.
Although its demographics enjoy a fair share of diversity, every crew member is a closet-racist. There is a scarce number of Asian-Americans and is the one group who are most likely to be discriminated against.
Fraternization is commonplace, and is a direct cause for a growing average number of pregnancies per year.
3rd Class: "Where you gonna be stationed at bro?"
Sailor: "The USS Vella Gulf!"
"Ha! I just got off that shithole. Fuck that place!"
"Well I'm pretty sure it won't be that bad..."
(2 years later): "Man, fuck this place..."
Sailor: "The USS Vella Gulf!"
"Ha! I just got off that shithole. Fuck that place!"
"Well I'm pretty sure it won't be that bad..."
(2 years later): "Man, fuck this place..."
USS Vella Gulf by 0ri3nt@lDCLXVI May 22, 2010
Vellapanti
a state of life when we have to define something like this on urban dictionary which i just did. Now coming to the point..
Vellapanti is a series of endless actions having the sole aim to kill time and doing chutiyapa at the same time....
Vellapanti is a series of endless actions having the sole aim to kill time and doing chutiyapa at the same time....
Vellapanti by NawAb April 14, 2010
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos
Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Hate Draft
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
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Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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