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ventexting 

When you are uber pissed for some reason and you start blowing up the phone of a friend explaining why you're so pissed.
Angry girl - That girl is such a freaking bitch I can't handle her anymore I think next time I see her I'm going to push her down the stairs.
Friend-kk
Angry girl - and then I'm going to find her car and cut all the tires and baseball bat the shit out of her mirrors.
Friend - hmmm
Angry girl - sorry, I'm done now.
Friend - damn your ventexting is giving me an ulcer....spaz.
ventexting by BenedictineU May 3, 2010
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Vortexting 

noun

• an overly-dramatic text message designed with the sole purpose of dragging uninvolved individuals helplessly into a inescapable vortex of emotion and angst.

verb (trans.)

• the act of sending text messages out to friends to recruit further unnecessary drama for your side of a negative situation.
person #1: "Ross keeps vortexting me about how Karen walked out on him last night, when he KNOWS that we've never even met."

person #2: "Shoot girl, you know he's just tryin' to get you involved in that personal trash he has going for himself every week. You better ignore it."
Vortexting by Drubixcube June 30, 2009
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ventiextinct 

You're a big venti simp! Whenever you see venti you get all flustered and whenever venti sings you cry from overexcitement.

But wait... venti isn't as who he seems. Venti is being controlled by an origination called S.M.P . Because I can tolerate you, ventiextinct, and totally don't find you annoying, Ill tell you something secret. Venti is being being controlled by... Dre*m... I'm sorry...
Anyways enough of that! She has been calling a blanket she's had since she was born "dankee" her whole life so she's now emo. DNI INTERACT WITH HER AT ANY COSTS!!! FAKE ALPHA MAKES ME SICK!!! EURGH.

also this mf listens to mask by.... Dre*m.. what a coincide... no wonder you finished the venti x Y/N x yandere dream fanfic in under 2 hours... that shit was 500 pages. oh and she loves coffee from starbucks

she also ships jacknaib lol
Y/N: Hey.... ventiextinct... tell Yunjin that I.... *dies*
Venti: WHAT NO Y/N DONT GO!!!!!! MY LOVER..... URGH *goes emo*
ventiextinct by Sussi June 17, 2021
The act of finding a primary vertex associated to multiple tracks.
Once he had the list of tracks, the vertexing step was very simple.
vertexing by phys123 December 15, 2020
The act of finding a vertex or vertices associated to a list of tracks.
Once he found the tracks, he searched for vertices using the vertexing algorithm.
vertexing by phys123 December 15, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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