verlp

throwing up only in your mouth

this woman was so dam ugly i just verlped in my mouth

by zman! November 29, 2023

Verlander Look

To pull off an emotionless expression when someone says something really stupid or obvious

Guy #1: Hey man, have you ever seen a movie called The Hangover?
Guy #2: *Verlander Look*

Teacher: Remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question kids!
Student: So like can we watch The Hangover instead of doing math?
Teacher: *Verlander Look*

by nsfwthebest December 9, 2011

Verlander

The act of depositing a rather impressive amount of semen on a partner (traditionally, the back) after sexual activities. Can also be used to refer to a massive amount of finale stuff. A reference to a photo released during The Fappening in 2014. First coined by the Dave and Chuck the Freak morning show on 101.1 WRIF in Detroit, MI.

1. That stripper was grinding on me so hard I Verlandered all over the place.
2. We didn't have a condom so I had to pull out and Verlander all over her ass.

by Steve Vegas September 4, 2014

VELP

Vaginally-Endowed Life Partner, a term coined by Tim Minchin in his tour "Tim Minchin and His Orchestra". He says he prefers that to "wife" because saying "my wife" sounds like he owns her.

My VELP and I have been together for seventeen years

by Fepe55 January 14, 2011

Verlyn

Verlyn is a woman with a mistique smile, caring and lovable kind of person. She is selfless most of the time and her efforts are undeniable. She value every piece of efforts that you gave to her and most importantly when you saw a woman with a name Verlyn you will see how innocent and happy her eyes is.

Look! Its Verlyn, let's go and be friends with her.

by Mr. Quake June 7, 2021

Verlisibitch

1. Can be used to describe an incredibly vile human being,action and or thing that you or anyone around you despise.
2. A infamous youtuber by the name of Verlisify, known for his many escapades of abuse,toxicity, drama and cheating in the pokemon community. In recent times he has started attacking the animal crossing community.
3. Someone who is being extremely sensitive but will claim that you are in fact the "karen"

Cringe Wolf whimpers "The hackers are ruining this game, lets get um wolf pack."

Everyone else "Stop being a verlisibitch"

by LadyEllesmere August 2, 2020

Justin Verlander

Easily the best pitcher in modern day baseball. Known for his 100 mph fastball that increase in speed as the game moves on, his rediculous curveball, and his slider. Has pitched two no- hitters and is the league leader in strikeouts...again.

Justin Verlander is the best pitcher and should win the Cy Young because he is way better than that fat ass CC Sabathia.

by ernernia August 2, 2011