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VELP

Vaginally-Endowed Life Partner, a term coined by Tim Minchin in his tour "Tim Minchin and His Orchestra". He says he prefers that to "wife" because saying "my wife" sounds like he owns her.

My VELP and I have been together for seventeen years

by Fepe55 January 14, 2011

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