Vaginally-Endowed Life Partner, a term coined by Tim Minchin in his tour "Tim Minchin and His Orchestra". He says he prefers that to "wife" because saying "my wife" sounds like he owns her.
by Fepe55 January 14, 2011
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Get the Velp mug.to have sex with. An attempt to transform our penetrative-centric and thus phallocentric discourse of sex, "velp" comes from "envelop" in order to describe sexual intercourse whilst giving agency to the female.
Loren secretly wanted to velp Paul, but she was a very good girl, so she planned to wait until marriage - if he would agree to marry her!
by lesticle November 10, 2007
Get the velp mug.A VELPER is someone who Rides a bicycle at Night with wheels and or Frame covered in LED Lights. Origins of this term and inception of the LED bicycle references Venice California this term has Spread Worldwide and so anyone who puts led Lights on their bicycle are considered a VELPER
We are in Venice California and at Sunset all the VELPERS come out on their Bicycles.
Did you see all of those Lit Bicycles the other night? Those people where definitely VELPERS
Did you see all of those Lit Bicycles the other night? Those people where definitely VELPERS
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Get the VELPer mug.Velpula is someone who can defy any kind of odds thrown at him and is destined to be the Alpha. Nothing is Impossible for a Velpula.
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