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Verizon Assclowns 

People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.
The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
Verizon Assclowns by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012
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Verlisibitch 

1. Can be used to describe an incredibly vile human being,action and or thing that you or anyone around you despise.
2. A infamous youtuber by the name of Verlisify, known for his many escapades of abuse,toxicity, drama and cheating in the pokemon community. In recent times he has started attacking the animal crossing community.
3. Someone who is being extremely sensitive but will claim that you are in fact the "karen"
Cringe Wolf whimpers "The hackers are ruining this game, lets get um wolf pack."

Everyone else "Stop being a verlisibitch"
Verlisibitch by LadyEllesmere August 2, 2020
A phone company that releases your private data to the government without a warrant, in violation of the 4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

When this story broke in October 2006 that Verizon was releasing private customer data of U.S. citizens under provisions the "USA Patriot Act}" without warrant, the company vociferously denied it. But in sworn Congressional testimony (reported in [October 2007 in the New York Times), Verizon admitted it decided it could violate the Constitution TENS OF THOUSANDS OF TIMES since 2005, continued up to the present.

The Bush administration is currently (Decemeber 2007) drafting a law that would protect Verizon, AT&T, and others against prosecution.
"Verizon -- we'll never stop working against you."

"Your privacy is never safe with Verizon."
Verizon by Hugh Johnson December 31, 2007
He’s in the gucci gang. sexy as FUCK. has a huge penis. what’s not to like. his snap chat is probably veliilievv
Velizar is one sexy mothafucka
Velizar by princevelizar October 15, 2019

verizoned 

1. To neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money.
My new cell has been severely verizoned. I can't even get my photos off of it without paying them.
verizoned by Tim Kissenger July 16, 2006

Verizoned 

1. To announce a compelling item, service, or or event and subsequently fail to follow through on delivering said thing.
"Man I totally Verizoned my girlfriend. I promised to go down on her, but we know that's not happening"
or

Yeah Apple really Verizoned us with the iPhone 4s.
or

They Verizoned the launch of the Galaxy Nexus, Droid 4... etc.
Verizoned by bdover December 26, 2011