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The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.
The act of covering your penis in whatever your lover is allergic to and fucking her. Afterwards, it is customary to slap her face with your dick and scream "You do not have enough badges to train me.
You could tell Stephen gave Jessica one hell of a venusauring last night because of the dick shaped rash on her face.
venusauring by memorysaurus March 5, 2014
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Venusaur
1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.
"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."
Venusaur by Boberto111 January 28, 2018
Venusian
Venusian's are entities born on the planet of Venus. They are known to be happy , joyous and have very pleasant personalities. They are a balanced generous people as well as fun loving and optimists naturally. A Venusian sees life as a gift and feel they have much to explore and enjoy in its brightness. Because of this their men marry early in life generally and make devote husbands threw life to all their family and apparently large amounts of pets . All if not most Venusian's are by human standards beautiful the men tall handsome and even though not always muscular always appear large in arms or chest area. The women seen as beauties as well with near perfect skin, Hair that is silky and strong with great figures. A good tell for Venusian's like most creatures is their eyes. A Venusian's eyes are large and round or almond shaped expressive eyes that reveal their tender nature , many having long eyelashes. A certain owner of a new founded electric car company is said to be Venusian. Though it should be noted this is not 100% confirmed as of yet. A Venusian speaks amtorian, Amtor of course being there planet to us known as Venus. Venusian's due to personality and outlook tend to be very successful in theory most Venusian's would dominate the current earth workforce. This is simply because most earth inhabitants are unhappy undisciplined and under developed.
Damn this new hyperloop formula is messing me up boss ! Ted give it to the Venusian he will have the math done before lunch.
Venusian by TanAiJanjong September 26, 2018
Venusian Aikido
Sometimes known as Venusian Karate.
The (fictional) Martial Art practiced by the third Doctor (portrayed by John Pertwee).
The martial art itself involves pure pwnage that can be applied to any situation. It is likely based around real world Aikido along with some Karate bits thrown in for good measure.
If you've ever watched the third Doctor unleash his martial arts skills and thought "OMFG! That was AWESOME!", the art is called Venusian Aikido.
The (fictional) Martial Art practiced by the third Doctor (portrayed by John Pertwee).
The martial art itself involves pure pwnage that can be applied to any situation. It is likely based around real world Aikido along with some Karate bits thrown in for good measure.
If you've ever watched the third Doctor unleash his martial arts skills and thought "OMFG! That was AWESOME!", the art is called Venusian Aikido.
Venusian Aikido by molecule802.11 April 9, 2009