ventriloquism

The worst form of entertainment

"Hey dad, I decided to get into ventriloquism."

".......That's worse than wanting to be a mime."

by smoker89 February 25, 2010

Ventriloquate

To be taken control of by another person; usually a significant other

Yo, your girl ventriloquated you.

by Bubbo2k October 19, 2018

ventriloquized

The act of throwing one's voice to make it appear someone else had spoken.

I didn't say dinner tasted nasty, Nick ventriloquized me or something, that's why you thought it was me!

by Heretic617 May 16, 2017

Ventriloquism

Whilst fisting a woman a man cups his hand into a 'c' shape and squeezes and unsqueeze the inner Virgina walls of her monkey hole making her moan.

"Hey, you up for some ventriloquism tonight??"

by Meowzic October 03, 2017

Rectal Ventriloquism

A fancier way of saying fart.

Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.

by AnselmoJr January 01, 2010

auto ventriloquism

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.

Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."

by rufusclay November 09, 2013

Anal Ventriloquism

The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!

I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!

by General Hatchet August 16, 2010