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The worst form of entertainment

"Hey dad, I decided to get into ventriloquism."

".......That's worse than wanting to be a mime."

ventriloquism by smoker89 February 24, 2010

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Ventriloquism

Whilst fisting a woman a man cups his hand into a 'c' shape and squeezes and unsqueeze the inner Virgina walls of her monkey hole making her moan.

"Hey, you up for some ventriloquism tonight??"

Ventriloquism by Meowzic October 2, 2017

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ventriloquism

a c d e g h i j k l n o q s t u x z

"a c d e g h i j k l n o q s t u x z. Have you seen Jeff Dunham's ventriloquism?"

ventriloquism by clementation June 24, 2022

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Rectal Ventriloquism

A fancier way of saying fart.

Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.

Rectal Ventriloquism by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010

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auto ventriloquism

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.

Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."

auto ventriloquism by rufusclay November 9, 2013

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Anal Ventriloquism

The final warning to get out of a situation, ie. Your anus is the one to tell you to get out of there!!!

I was at the bar drinking when someone pulled a gun and I just sat there until I experienced Anal Ventriloquism and knew it was time to get out of there!

Anal Ventriloquism by General Hatchet August 16, 2010

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human ventriloquism

Human ventriloquism is when you stick your hand in a midgets ass and make them tell jokes.

Ready for some human ventriloquism?

human ventriloquism by Horearound October 19, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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