Definitions by AnselmoJr

Rectal Ventriloquism 

A fancier way of saying fart.

Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.

Rectal Ventriloquism by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010

Pizza Face Blowjob 

When you receive head from a girl who has a severe acne problem. Often times, her acne is more red and puffy than your erection.

That girl needs to go to the dermatologist before I get a pizza face blowjob.

Pizza Face Blowjob by AnselmoJr December 28, 2009