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Vegardsexual 

people who are sexually attracted to hairless walls.
person A: hey, do you like that wall over there?
person B: no, it has hair, i prefer the one with no hair, and for it to be called Vegard. Because i am Vegardsexual.
Vegardsexual by Zyl_is_queer March 19, 2021
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A vegan degenarate
A vegan that knows nothing about the industries relating to meat ie. Vegtard
vegtard by meatystick March 2, 2014
Vegard is simply the best person. Vagard carries this atmosphere of safeness. He is hygge™️. But then this calmness, this peace is surprisingly and beautifully balanced with this completely ridiculous humour. You know those people that are just crazy fun? Yeah Vegard is a name for them. A Vegard is crazy good looking. He has such a firm face and strong arms. When you see a Vegard all you really wanna do is jump in his arms. Also a Vegard can be quite silent or quiet, but when you really get to his heart, he doesn’t hide or hold back.

Vegard can be bad, a mafia, the best and like an “indianer”
You know that guy, you know, THAT guy?
Oh yeah, Vegard?
Yeah, Vegard..
*Breaths in; relaxes*
Vegard by Thagoodandthebadallinone October 10, 2018
Vegard is the definition of awesomeness.
The word Vegard could be used as a noun in the Norwegian language.
A person named Vegard is totaly awsome, and often very handsome

The name Vegard derives from old Norse, and it means someone who is protecting his family and friends.
"I did something really cool last night, it was so Vegard"

"Ohmygawd, that Vegard is so handsome, if he even looks at me, I'll totaly faint"
"I would give my right arm just to stay one night with him"
Vegard by Awsomenezz December 26, 2008
Vegard is a mouse that lives in the forest in Norway and eats childrens dreams if he catches them
oh shit a Vegard
oh fuck run
Vegard by anmerkning_mafia February 5, 2021

Veghater 

Someone who hates all vegetarians and vegans and eats meat. Not all carnivores are veghaters, just ones who are always ranting about vegetarians being bad. Their arguments usually make little to no sense because they are so angry.

Causes of this may be
-Stereotyping of all vegetarians being annoying and feeling superior which is usually the opposite
-Being ignorant of the way animals are treated so they think the vegetarians are stupid.
-Just hateful people in general.
Veghater: Vegetarians are fucking retarded! Meat is the best thing on the planet and everyone who dissagrees sucks! FUCK YOU VEGETARIANS!!!

Vegetarian: Wow typical veghater asshole.
Veghater by Veggal August 29, 2009
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