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veenessa 

a big bitch that cares about nobody but her self and can't keep it in her pants. veenessa is also a bitch because she is. if u see a veenessa RUN u will regret not running DO NOT let her in your life she will ruin it.
person 1 - yo look at that girl

person 2 - ya she looks like a VEENESSA
veenessa by Amanda 22092 December 19, 2021
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Venessa Yau

A girl who is shy at first, but once you get to know her, she is simply amazing. She will transform your life into something really great and she will be the best thing that can happen to you. She is really pretty, cute and caring. She's also really hot and funny. She normally is a bit sensitive but only because she doesn't want to lose you. You have to be loyal and nice to her and dont do anything to hurt her. You must treat her with respect. Venessa Yau's come 1 in a trillion!
Oh my! I got myself a Venessa Yau!!!
A very outgoing girl with lots of confidence. She may be shy at first, but once you get to know her, you'll know who she truly is; an awesome, loyal, honest, funny, and will give you as much attention as you need. She'll always be there for you no matter what. She's a bit shy when it comes to guys as well.
Girl: I need a new best friend...
Boy: What about someone named Venessa? I heard they're REALLY good friends to have.
Venessa by JasMadness July 7, 2012
Sassy as can be. She doesn't take shit from anyone. She'll tell you what's up even if you don't want to hear it. She's also quite intelligent and athletic. She can drink just about anyone under the table; do not test her she may punch you in a black out rage. Mostly, she is fun-loving and gets along with just about everyone. She is quite clumsy though. If you do know Venessa very well, she is probably the best friend anyone could have and very loyal. She is very honest... With everything.
Did someone just fall down the stairs? Venessa must be home.
Venessa by Vanili February 3, 2010
Venessa's are good cooks. They can cook anything from mexican to chinese food.

Venessa's are very pretty and all guys want to date her. They look good in any hair color and any style. Venessa's like makeup and sparkly things. They are loyal, funny, smart, sassy, and all around fun.
If you have a Venessa in your life you are lucky. Especially if your a significant other. She will love you like nobody else ever will.
I wish I had Venessa as a wife she's such a catch.

My bestfriend Venessa is so loyal and pretty.
venessa by my5boys June 10, 2014
Vernessa is a variation of the English girl’s name Vanessa and is pronounced ver-NESS-ah.

Very organized and pays close attention to detail. Brilliant, practical, and strong by nature. Can be intimidating to those who are unable to appreciate her will to get things done.

Makes an excellent manager because of well-defined people skills.
Motherly type and possibly an over achiever.
Only aggressive when provoked.
Vernessa is serious about everything she does.
Vernessa by naturalsunshine February 3, 2010
The clearly superior version to the typical spelling vAnessa.

A moderately common name for a female; pretty; hot; beautiful; perfect; cutest girl you'll ever see. Wonderful curves, awesome body, very hypersexual. Outgoing, Confident, Funny....
"Damn, That's so hot.... It's almost A Venessa."
Venessa by VintageV February 4, 2010
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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