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vasectomized 

Having had a vasectomy.
Don't worry, I am vasectomized.
vasectomized by rfancy April 26, 2003
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vasectomized 

When an apartment building's water is out due to street construction mishap.
I would appreciate being allowed to come over and use your shower because my building got vasectomized when the crew was digging up those infant corpses found in the tunnels under Fifth Street.

Vasectomi 

The second attempt at a successful vasectomy after the first one failed to be effective.
Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.

Luther: Oh ya, what up?

Reba: I'm pregnant!

Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!

Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!
Vasectomi by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011

Vasectomize 

So how was u'r date with that girl whom u got a crush on?

It went great! she vasectomized me and now were in friend zone.
Vasectomize by ventus September 29, 2017
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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