Vasectomies 

The organ removed so the male cannot have kids

You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies has on a person

Vasectomies by Fortnite_player69 October 2, 2018

vasectomized 

Having had a vasectomy.

Don't worry, I am vasectomized.

vasectomized by rfancy April 26, 2003

vasectomized 

When an apartment building's water is out due to street construction mishap.

I would appreciate being allowed to come over and use your shower because my building got vasectomized when the crew was digging up those infant corpses found in the tunnels under Fifth Street.

vasectomized by vuh-sec-timmy-eye-zed October 28, 2003

Vasectomi 

The second attempt at a successful vasectomy after the first one failed to be effective.

Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.

Luther: Oh ya, what up?

Reba: I'm pregnant!

Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!

Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!

Vasectomi by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011

Vasectomize 

Male balls being separated

So how was u'r date with that girl whom u got a crush on?

It went great! she vasectomized me and now were in friend zone.

Vasectomize by ventus September 29, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020