When an apartment building's water is out due to street construction mishap.
I would appreciate being allowed to come over and use your shower because my buildinggot vasectomized when the crew was digging up those infant corpses found in the tunnels under Fifth Street.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.