Vasectomize 

Male balls being separated

So how was u'r date with that girl whom u got a crush on?

It went great! she vasectomized me and now were in friend zone.

Vasectomize by ventus September 29, 2017

Vasectomate 

The act of having a vasectomy.

The doctor is going to vasectomate me.

Vasectomate by BigMcBrad July 22, 2009

vasectomized 

Having had a vasectomy.

Don't worry, I am vasectomized.

vasectomized by rfancy April 26, 2003

vastectomize 

After getting a vastectomy, telling the girl you are sleeping with you are not getting married unless she gets pregnant leading to massive amounts of sex. Aided greatly by her belief you have money.

After his second divorce, Dr. Roberts bought a ferrari and vastectomized half of Nashville.

vastectomize by appleb July 30, 2010

Vasectomies 

The organ removed so the male cannot have kids

You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies has on a person

Vasectomies by Fortnite_player69 October 2, 2018

vasectomized 

When an apartment building's water is out due to street construction mishap.

I would appreciate being allowed to come over and use your shower because my building got vasectomized when the crew was digging up those infant corpses found in the tunnels under Fifth Street.

vasectomized by vuh-sec-timmy-eye-zed October 28, 2003

Vasectomi 

The second attempt at a successful vasectomy after the first one failed to be effective.

Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.

Luther: Oh ya, what up?

Reba: I'm pregnant!

Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!

Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!

Vasectomi by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011