After getting a vastectomy, telling the girl you are sleeping with you are not getting married unless she gets pregnant leading to massive amounts of sex. Aided greatly by her belief you have money.

After his second divorce, Dr. Roberts bought a ferrari and vastectomized half of Nashville.

vastectomize by appleb July 30, 2010

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Vasectomies

The organ removed so the male cannot have kids

You have no idea the physical toll three vasectomies has on a person

Vasectomies by Fortnite_player69 October 2, 2018

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vasectomized

When an apartment building's water is out due to street construction mishap.

I would appreciate being allowed to come over and use your shower because my building got vasectomized when the crew was digging up those infant corpses found in the tunnels under Fifth Street.

vasectomized by vuh-sec-timmy-eye-zed October 28, 2003

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Vasectomi

The second attempt at a successful vasectomy after the first one failed to be effective.

Reba: Hey Luther, glad you're home; got some news for you.

Luther: Oh ya, what up?

Reba: I'm pregnant!

Luther: What the fuck you ho? How can that be? I had me a vasectomy!

Reba: Well something went wrong. I suggest you call that quack dick doctor and get you a VASECTOMI! And don't call me a ho you Fuck!

Vasectomi by Jack the snipper 101 November 17, 2011

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